The 2026 Season · Now Convening
Seventeen Seasons Deep. Somehow, No One Has Improved.
Welcome to The League — 17 seasons deep and somehow no one has gotten better at this. Home of a reigning champion who reminds you he’s from South Africa, a federal prosecutor who finished dead last, a commissioner whose own projections betray him weekly, and eleven men who will lose to the twelfth. Read the paper of record. Play for your draft pick. Blame the wind.
17Seasons Survived
12Managers
1Champion
11Excuses
The Suspects
Know Your League
★ Reigning Champion
Flyhalf
Justin Lotter
Won it all last year and, in case you forgot, is from South Africa.
Prop · Commissioner
Chris Mericle Big Daddy
A data engineer whose own projections betray him weekly. Now with a gavel.
Fullback
Luke Roberts Pukas
Deposed commissioner. Insists he’s completely fine with it. Also winning.
Lock
Bob Ruff Robby Ru
Federal prosecutor who cannot build a case for his own roster. Finished last.
Wing
Chris Hoerger Track Star
Ran track at Penn State. Not football. Track. Grades your lineup anyway.
Scrumhalf
Anthony Mignogna D-Town
Short, angry, and personally insulted by the waiver software each week.
Scrumhalf
Tim Antoian Doink
Member at Aronimink. You will hear about it. You will not have to ask.
Hooker
Chris Wolff Nova
League ball-buster and a Commanders fan — a man built for suffering.
8-Man
Pat Leaman
Navy. Says little. Drafts less. Wins the staring contest regardless.
Flanker
John Knab
The youngest, still actively plays rugby, and reminds you of both constantly.
Utility
Adam Schrantz
From State College. Rabid Penn State fan. Braces for heartbreak by August.
Utility
Sam Peters
Welds underwater in Miami. Coolest job in the league, most absent owner.